Five Nights at Freddy's Blind Bags Review: Worth Buying?

Unboxing Funko's FNAF Vending Machine Blind Bags

As a longtime FNAF collector, I recently tested Funko's "Fizzy Faz Station" blind bags. Many fans wonder: do these deliver genuine value or fall into common collectible traps? After analyzing three unboxings, I'll break down exactly what you get, hidden flaws, and whether they deserve shelf space. Spoiler: the flocked details impress, but critical oversights might frustrate serious collectors.

What’s Inside Each $10 Package

Each vending machine-themed box contains:

1. Three flocked mini figures (approx. 1.5 inches tall)
2. One collector card (character-specific artwork)
3. One sticker (Fazbear branding)
4. One display stand (holds figure + card)

Key observations from my unboxing:

• Flocking quality varies: Some figures (like Circus Baby) showed intricate facial details, while excess flocking obscured Freddy’s eyes.
• Duplicate figures occurred: 2/3 boxes had identical Freddy and Circus Baby figures despite different packaging.
• Stand is poorly designed: One stand for three figures causes friction wear on flocking during swaps.

Critical Flaws Collectors Must Know

Problem 1: Misleading Item Count
The box claims "6 items," but this includes non-figures like the stand and sticker. As I experienced firsthand, this feels deceptive—especially when compared to the soda visuals on packaging.

Problem 2: Stand Damages Figures
Repeatedly attaching figures to the single stand wears down flocking around the peg hole. For delicate collectibles, this is unacceptable. Preserving condition long-term? Nearly impossible.

Problem 3: Duplicate Rates Hurt Value
With only 3 figures per $10 box and no duplicate protection, getting identical figures (like my two Freddys) feels like a rip-off. This isn’t isolated—community reports confirm high dupe rates.

Why Detail Still Impresses (With Caveats)

Despite flaws, these figures shine in three areas:

1. Character accuracy: Withered Foxy’s damaged suit and Golden Freddy’s missing ear show impressive mold variation.
2. Unexpected touches: Bonnie’s guitar and Freddy’s microphone add depth missing in cheaper toys.
3. Display potential: Pairing figures with matching collector cards (when you get them) creates charming scenes.

But here’s the catch: These pros matter only if you avoid dupes and minimize stand usage. Otherwise, value plummets.

The Future of FNAF Collectibles

Funko missed a major opportunity here. Including miniature sodas (as shown on packaging art) would justify the $10 price and align with the "Fizzy Faz" theme. As a collector, I’d pay more for that cohesive experience. Until then, these feel like prototypes—great ideas hampered by poor execution.

Actionable Collector Checklist

Before buying:

1. Check return policies for blind bag dupes.
2. Use stands minimally to preserve flocking.
3. Prioritize sales – $7.99 is the fair price point.
4. Document unboxings to track duplicate rates.
5. Repurpose packaging art for journals/displays.

Final Verdict: Proceed with Caution

These blind bags offer detailed, adorable figures but are marred by misleading marketing and preservation issues. Worth buying only on sale or for specific character hunts. For display-focused collectors? Wait for version 2.0.

Which flaw would frustrate you most—duplicates or the stand issue? Share your dealbreaker in the comments!